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- She earns a salary of 10k yet stays in a bungalow worth 40k...you wonder how she raises the rent.
Stop wondering how she raises the money and start working, both you and i know that money doesn't grow on trees,meaning her man is paying her rent and that is how it should be.Men are meant to provide for their women, simple. If you cant provide stop complaining and who said that she doesn't have other part time jobs.- She will always have flu yet she has no idea that Ken-knit still makes
sweaters that can keep her warm.
She doesn't always have a cold, that's a lie and yes she does know ken-knit still make sweaters that can keep her warm but she rather rock F&F, Gucci,etc- She made the petticoat go extinct and now she is working on eliminating the bra and she will complain that men are ogling at her breasts...
She made petticoat disappear since she didn't see why women wore it in the first place.I highly doubt she wants to eliminate bras because she knows the wonders a bra can do for her boobs. Men should know that its her mouth speaking not her breast so staring at her face will be the right thing to do.
Though she is as broke as a church mouse , you will find her always at Java...
Clearly her brokenness level is different from yours, when she says she is broke she might still have 80k in her account while you saying your broke you only have 300 in your pocket. So dont be surprised, you just ain't in the Same level.- Where I come from ‘going out’ means going to the toilet at night but to the Nairobi woman it is galloping from one club to the other with her gang of equally confused girls... this woman shocks me.
Wow country boy, you still have a lot to learn about the city; going out means clubbing and it doesn't necessarily mean "galloping" from one club to another and Let me help you with your vocabulary i guess what you want to say is club hopping and not club galloping . Okay country boy! Ask your city boys, to explain to you how it works since they do it to.Your allowed to hate on her friends its only normal to hate on what you cant have.- Other women would be proud to share their bed with a child but this
woman has a brood of ugly teddy bears named after her exes that she
tells stories of her escapades ..’you see Johny, today this jamaa angaliad me and I angaliad him so we angaliad each other.
So do you want her to sleep with her child until their twenty years old (or what age would you like her to stop sharing her bed with her child? ) so as to produce irresponsible men who like to complain instead of being a man who can maintain a so called Nairobian woman. No thank!- Imagine ‘This woman cares about her artificial hair more that she cares about her head...she would rather suffocate herself with a polythene bag than see water drop on her ‘weave’.. and when she goes to sleep, the stocking on her head makes mosquitoes think it is Halloween and they don’t need that woman in the Doom advert to do her tricks..
Now this one is one thing i wouldn't disagree with, her artificial hair cost about half your rent and this is if your rent is more than 16k; if not her hair cost more than your rent... Why the hell wont she not prevent it from the rain and your chose of words is pathetic; They do not suffocate themselves, they cover they hair. I dont understand how you know what the mosquito think about...- She would tell you she is ‘watching her weight’ when she is watching the
plate full of chips and half chicken that she is slowly throwing into her mouth at KFC ...
First KFC doesn't sell half a chicken it sells pieces and she has already counted the calories of fries with pieces of chicken to know that the meal wont interrupt her diet.- She would rather quench her thirst with Smirnoff than cold water..and she does not feel hungry ,she gets a craving. This craving at times makes
her think ice cream is a meal...
So its very okey for a man to ask for ugali with chicken and tusker baridi but not for a woman to ask for fries with fried meat and Smirnoff. Its the same thing so if you think its wrong when a woman does it then you have gender issues.- She loves pain, she loves to be pricked, you will find her face with
many rivets, screws and bolts that she calls earrings, nose rings, eyebrow rings, tongue rings, lip rings etc and she complains of violence against women while she violates herself.
You may not like it but she does and that is what matters the most. Furthermore Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.- You may think she loves rings but try to put a wedding ring on her finger and her gang of girls will make her disappear without a trace.
And that is what i call true friendship, they cant seat and watch you turn they friend into a house wife... No not now, not ever!
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